Terms of Service
Last Updated: [11/02/2025]
“Days Since Last AI” (“we,” “us,” or “our”) operates the website www.dayssincelastai.com (the “Site”).
Welcome to www.dayssincelastai.com!
By using our Site, you’re entering into a mutual agreement to follow these Terms of Service (“Terms”). We’ve designed these rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for everyone. If anything here doesn’t align with your expectations, we kindly ask that you reach out to us or refrain from using the Site. Your understanding helps us keep things fair and fun!”
1. Acceptance of Terms
By using the Site, you’re agreeing to partner with us in creating a safe, respectful space. This means following both these Terms and the laws that apply to you. Think of it as a handshake agreement to keep things positive for everyone.
Our Site is designed for a general audience and intended for users who meet the age requirements of their country. To comply with laws like the GDPR (EU) and COPPA (US), we kindly ask that individuals under the age of 16 refrain from using the Site without parental consent. If you’re younger, we encourage you to explore the internet with guidance from a parent or guardian!
2. User Responsibilities
We trust you’ll use the Site responsibly, which means:
No Harmful Behavior: Please don’t engage in hacking, bullying, or anything that hurts others or breaks the law.
Respect Our Creativity: Share our content with love! Always credit us and link back to www.dayssincelastai.com and never present our satirical work as real news (that’s how misunderstandings happen).
Ask First: If you’d like to reuse our content commercially or in large amounts, just reach out—we’re open to collaboration!
3. Sharing with Care
Spread the Joy (Non-Commercially): Feel free to share our work on social media, blogs, or with friends—just tag us and link back! We’d love the shoutout.
Your Contributions Rock: If you post comments, jokes, or ideas here, you’re giving us permission to feature them on the Site (with credit, of course!). You keep ownership, but let’s make magic together!
4. Disclaimer of Content
Just for Laughs – Seriously!
Storytime Alert! Everything you read here is pure fiction, satire, or exaggerated humor. Think of it as a comedy sketch, not a news article, legal advice, or a life manual. If you spot a real name, place, or event, it’s just a coincidence (or a playful nudge—no harm intended!).
We’re Human (and Sometimes AI)! While we pour creativity into our content (sometimes with AI’s help), we can’t promise perfection. Typos, wild exaggerations, or accidental nonsense might slip through. Always double-check facts before using our jokes in real life!
Don’t Cite Us in Your Homework! Our content isn’t vetted for accuracy. If you’re looking for trusted advice, consult a professional (we’re definitely not one).
5. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of the Site, including but not limited to:
Misinterpretation, misuse, or republication of our content as factual information.
Third-party services, links, or tools accessed through the Site.
While we strive to maintain accuracy and security, the Site is provided “as is” without warranties of any kind.
6. Termination
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate access to the Site for any user who violates these Terms or engages in harmful, abusive, or unlawful conduct. We will make reasonable efforts to provide notice where appropriate and act in good faith to ensure a fair process.
7. Governing Law These Terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Poland, without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any disputes arising from your use of the Site will be resolved exclusively in the courts of Poland.
8. International Use
The Site is accessible worldwide. By accessing the Site, you are responsible for complying with all local laws and regulations applicable to your jurisdiction. If our content conflicts with laws in your region, you must discontinue use immediately, and we disclaim all liability for unauthorized access.
9. Amendments
We may update these Terms periodically to reflect changes in our practices or legal requirements. Continued use of the Site after revisions constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms. We encourage you to review this page regularly for the latest information.
10. Contact
We welcome your questions and feedback. For inquiries about these Terms or your use of the Site, please reach out to us at:
Email: [email protected]
We strive to respond promptly and work collaboratively to resolve concerns.
Additional Notes
Privacy:
Your privacy is important to us. Our Privacy Policy explains how we handle your information, and by using the Site, you consent to those practices.
Freedom of Expression:
We create satirical content protected under Polish law (Article 54 of the Constitution of Poland) and EU law (Article 11 of the EU Charter of Fundamental Rights). By using this Site, you acknowledge its fictional nature and agree not to misuse it as factual information.
Severability:
If any provision of these Terms is deemed unenforceable by law, the remaining provisions will remain fully valid and effective. We will work to replace any invalidated clause with one that reflects our original intent as closely as possible.